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Santa-why r all these people running?
Banta- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Santa-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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A sardharji photographer was taking pictures of the dead body.
Suddenly all relatives started beating him why?
??????.. !
?????..
????
??.
?..
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He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Santa Jr.: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Santa gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Santa:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Santa standing below a tube light with an open
mouth................. WHY?
?????????
??????
????
??..
?
?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner
should be light"_-=
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Banta Singh principal of Khalsa College asked a plumber to come to
his college????..Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper is leaking...
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A dog was chasing Santa Singh and Santa was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have a Airtel Mobile card but still hutch
network is following me.
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Written by Neha
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