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  • People in soaps must never keep their doors closed.

  • When a gal slaps a guy (which is very often), it must sound like the bursting of a Diwali fire cracker.

  • A normal lecture for students on TV lasts for 2 minutes max., while in reality we pound our watches on the desk to check if they are working.

  • People on TV don’t have time for ‘stupid’ things like watching television.

  • Nice people are always pretty, smart, good looking and everything else bad people (and we) are not.

  • For a typical soap, at least 20 litres of glycerine must be shed.

  • All the materials must be collected well in advance and in bulk. E.g. for a woman oriented serial, several tons of bindis, must be ordered. Or for a mythological serial mukuts, gadaas, wigs, bows, and arrows, necklaces etc. must be arranged for.

  • No self respecting producer or director must even think of winding up the serial anywhere before the 500th episode.
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Written by Purvi Srivastava   
 
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